Simplicity.

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HORTON HEARS A BITCH ASS LIAR.
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You can only do so much to someone

Until they just snap, they break. They’re tired of being hurt and fucked with. To the extent that they’re the one saying fuck it. Done.

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Fucking thanks Brett for making me remember that my life will now crumble and shrivel up.
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ry-buscus:

Anon: Have you had sex today?

Me: well I played a ranked game that fucked me pretty hard

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I’m literally at loss for words.

I’m so done.

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I’m actually really tired of this.

I’m tired of feeling so self conscious. Probably because I know I’m nothing CLOSE to your type of girl. And I don’t even believe you when you deny it. I’m just honestly really done with my self and everything. I just need some time to make adjustments to myself and to get my head on straight.

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heroesofhyrule:

If you wanna date a boy then date a boy who is short, blond and handsome. Date a boy whose actions speak louder than words. Date a boy who’s brave. Date a boy who likes sleeping. Date a boy who would save a kingdom for you. Date a boy who loves horseback riding, and is very skilled with a sword. A boy whose spirit is the same as the legendary Hero’s. 

Link. Date Link. 

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polyvore-gore:

Elusive 
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netflixer:

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar


That’s a fucking lobster.
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misamys:

I love my new lingerie set so much! ;o;
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